my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
everything is sort of weird and sad and i want to sleep next to you
and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen
Made some Frozen inspired ears for my trip to Epcot next weekend!
One ear is Arendelle (with olive green ribbon hanging around it to represent Anna during Elsa’s coronation) and the other is Elsa’s palace(it has cute blinking lights that I can turn on and off), with some pale blue ribbon and a snowflake. The front of the ears mimics the design of Anna’s skirt, and the back has a little translucent sparkly blue “cape” to represent Elsa.
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
new favourite poem. this is so powerful.
this is so beautiful.
I love this so much
why cant i write like this im crying
omg i love this so much
i can’t even